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My Self

YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.
“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James
by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024
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going out with my boots on

Attending a Randy Houser concert.
Marj: Did you see that Randy Houser has a show in town this weekend?

Edward: Yeah, are you gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!
by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022
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SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations
by Expert proven October 31, 2023
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cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something
"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)
by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017
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tweez my tits

oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now
by jben20852@gmail.com December 3, 2016
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my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.
My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).
by Majomka February 17, 2020
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