An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
by Captain Bruce June 17, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
Get the new school syndromemug. 
A person (Usually in Middle School) that wears the cuntiest outfits (designer handbags, etc.), known for their outfits, and just loves being extra for school.
by BimboCunt March 25, 2024
Get the School Socialitemug. A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. 
by Phsy44 May 31, 2023
Get the Apw high schoolmug.