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Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.
You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.
by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024
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#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog
Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth
by Great Giti April 16, 2020
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your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself
your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks
by daddyuuu March 9, 2021
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒
"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025
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