Your mom

I fucked her last night

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night

by CykoGhost July 14, 2022

your life

means you having nothing going for yourself or others, you just sit a do nothing all day. Also means your life is terrible.

me and Jman is in the car riding around and I just look at him and say "your life"

by faxtzzz5 May 14, 2024

sprain your wang

Beating your meat more than 3 times a day

Son, don't sprain your wang

by Pilotcornet609 May 7, 2018

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Get your toe down

To go fast in a vehicle related to the gas pedal and the action of pushing it

Dave you are going to be late get your toe down you might make it in time.

by Sir sweet April 4, 2022