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Dick schein

Is a person who is such a looser, that he does not know that everyone thinks he's a joke! Also a sad little person, who does juvenile things to get back at people but instead just hurts him self. Also a person who can't get laid, leaves a bruise on his penis from too much masturbation.
Do you know that guy Kendal? Yeah, he lies about everything and tries to pretend he knows everything. What a dick schein
by nosa74 October 31, 2009
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Dick

Kind of big ice cream very tasty to suck.
Daughter: Momma I hungry
Mom: I got dick to suck for you.
by Fefe Jackson September 22, 2021
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dick chimney

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
by RetroThis January 24, 2015
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Dick

Someone that’s an asshole
by CH1977 February 24, 2024
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Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
by JPG370 October 6, 2016
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Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014
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dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t
by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020
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