Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

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Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

by anonymous June 10, 2022

your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED

2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***

by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022

Kiss your crush day

June 11 is national crush day where all lonely men kiss there crush

Kiss your crush day is where men kiss there favorite female

by Jack Donahue June 10, 2022

National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022

Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes

by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022

Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

by Lilshoe June 11, 2022

Slap up your body

Slap up your body is the sound you make when you riding your man dick

Slap up your body when you riding my dick

by Bigbadtygyalgoodevenin June 11, 2022