who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.

by WildWill March 10, 2024

Where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

Hey Mark where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

by Danielgotnotime December 9, 2017

Your child

You are not doing it for your child.

Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

International say your crush day

International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people

Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day

by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022

National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.

Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.

by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023