Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..

Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"

by Im all secret like oh my god!! May 15, 2019

that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.

yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy

by Marty5 April 7, 2013

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Don’t pepper my jelly

Slang way of (playfully or seriously) saying “if you keep it up you’re gonna make me upset”
I.E. Don’t test my limits
Don’t piss me off
Don’t add fuel to the fire

A friend is being rude about you having a good time and they keep trying to bring down your vibe by making you angry

“Don’t salt my jam and don’t pepper my jelly”
(Don’t burst my bubble and don't test me”)

“Quit peppering my jelly”
(You’re pissing me off)

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

Slipping down my lungs

When something or someone smells good.

“These flowers are slipping down my lungs.” “What perfume did you use cause you are totally slipping down my lungs right now.”

by ThatDogMango February 20, 2022