ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

Ass chonger

The act of funneling liquid (eg. Beer, vodka, or shit water) into ones anus.

Gerald going to ass chonger septic water for a 1,000,000 dollars.

by Booty_Popin December 7, 2011

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011

Flyswatter Ass

A girl's ass when she tries too hard to make it swish because they think it makes them look sexier.

DAMN! That chick has such a flyswatter ass! It's about to fall outta her booty shorts!

by AirplaneEatsSky June 14, 2011

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

Ass-Latin

Putting Ass or Sex at the end of a word to add comedic value. Usually used while texting or just talking to friends.

After School-Sex i'm going to go over Jake-asses house-sex and speak some Ass-Latin-sex"

by LostPossum June 28, 2011