H bomb

When a cute girl you've been flirting with mentions her husband.

Dude, I was chatting up that smoking hot girl that was just hired at work and she dropped the H bomb on me

by Licalatapus September 20, 2025

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

quadruple-h introduction

Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"

Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

s double h

used to explain the sad-horny-happy phases we go through when we’re drunk off our asses.

i’m s double h when i’m drunk

by urmumbo June 9, 2020

Tabitha H

Very cool and sexy and hot and nice.
she is amazing and beutiful

very smart and hot and perfect in everyway

“i wish i was tabitha H”

“omg shes my fav and shes so hot”

by hotsexygurl438 May 16, 2022

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by T H I C C B O I J R\ November 24, 2021

Freddie h

Freddie is the most amazing person she is perfect in every way yet she doesn’t like her nose. She is shit at maths and spelling yet she always finds a way to defeat it. She’s a bit of a crackhead and when paired with the right person she can be the craziest funniest person ever. Freddie is very creative and makes everything look trendy and cute even her light switches. Freddie is NEVER broke yet she’s alway online shopping. Everyone knows that a Freddie h will go far in life even if she doesn’t do maths.

If Pinterest was a person it would definitely be Freddie h
‘Wow your outfit is amazing so Freddie h’

by Ratatouilleeee April 29, 2020