mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.

Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!

by dildont July 12, 2017

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)

"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"

by Shae Baby August 5, 2008

Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.

- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"

by calki May 7, 2007

weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities

This world is wild at heart and weird on top.

by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010

Five Top

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces

Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master

by regretsword December 17, 2020