toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Food toilet

Another term for microwave. It’s usual glass disc spins just as water spins in a toilet.

Political Jargon when you’re too drunk to understand what they’re talking about; or if sober when they no longer make any sense.

The food toilet is brand new, let me use it first before you destroy it.

These food toilets are just stuffing the media with nonsense.

by Crankdat defs November 22, 2025

i love skibidi toilet

did you know that if you wake up at 3am and go to the kitchen and scream, "I LOVE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!", 1000 times, a mysterious figure called "ur mom" will absolutely beat the shit out of you

i love skibidi toilet!
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by average zackdfilms be like November 9, 2025

toilet

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

i neded a tolatedddd toilet

by fhjdythfdx January 19, 2020

toilet-taddle

a man talking about his homo-sexual experiences

im tired of listening to that billy gee's toilet-taddle

by Gambino6 January 10, 2023

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020