jesus grinding

Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus

Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard

by shelmich August 31, 2014

doing a jesus

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

by Octosc June 5, 2018

The Full Jesus

When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.

I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.

by juliush6969 May 19, 2020

Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009

Jesus cock

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe

.....jesus cock

by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018

Black Jesus

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

grilled jesus

Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"

Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.

by grilled jesus March 25, 2009