Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 08, 2020

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dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities

If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

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Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 29, 2010

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Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017

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