Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

Uncle Stinky

Will Forte

Will Forte's nephews call him Uncle Stinky

by BOBBYROOSSSO February 6, 2024

Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
You don’t mind it when they stay, but you’re not too sad when they leave.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

by Dinosnores24 November 25, 2023

Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

by BiggerChap November 25, 2023

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Uncle James’d

When you eat her pussy, after several of your friends came in her.

She got Uncle James’d , after the boys pulled a train on her.

by James Gresham December 3, 2023