Skibidi Toilet

my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.

ree tart 1: SKIBIDI TOILET IS GOOD
an sane, human being: *dies*
the world: *dies*

by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024

skibidi your toilet

The act of defecating on a toilet so hard it somehow implodes you into the toilet defying all laws of physics fusing you with the toilet, with only your head popping out essentially turning you into a skibidi toilet

Dude 1: I will skibidi your toilet and you cant stop me
Dude 2: excuse me what?
Dude 1: *skibidi's your toilet*
Dude 2: WHAT THE FU-

by totally_NOT_acysu September 24, 2024

skibidi toilet

an idiotic character created by dafuqboom and is now used by brain rotting kids all over the world

omg did you hear of the new sigma ohio fanum skibidi toilet rizz tax thats so not alpha gigachad.

by tem54 February 20, 2024

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Nacho Toilet

When one hogs the bathroom after having eaten mexican food.

"Last call to go to the bathroom because this is about to be nacho toilet."

by Soda366 February 13, 2014