Gavin Jew Gnik

The Biggest Jew in all of Preston county not even his fellow worshipper Lowell can compare he goes to Jewish sermons every day twice a day he also has the longest nose there is it is Almost as mighty as Alex’s forehead, his addiction to porn is unimaginably intense but he doesn’t believe in hell so all is good

The Wondrous Gavin Jew Gnik stabbed me with his nose at the sermon today

by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

by Aluckba August 30, 2016

super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.

J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"

by SHM January 4, 2008

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.

That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.

by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.

"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."

by ShawnCP September 19, 2009

Serbian Jew Double Bluff

Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate

Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff

by Kazimierz January 29, 2009

northern italy cave jew

1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.

2)an extremely unlikeable person

How was Italy?

It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip

Bummer

by lukediebitch December 15, 2010