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Irish Dragon

Getting highly inebriated , preferably on a mixture of Guinness and Jameson, with a female partner. Then in the act of screwing from behind, punching said female in the stomach causing her to vomit. Bonus points if this occurs during orgasm. Double bonus points if either party is Ginger.
Jim: "Dude, Gina got wrecked on Jameson last night."
Bill: "I know, right? I took her back to her place and gave her the ol' Irish Dragon."
Jim: "Aw, man. Gross.:
Bill: 'I know, she was pissed!"
by LAST1990 September 9, 2013
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Much like the Irish

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.
by BruceDaCariboo May 11, 2018
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Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
by JellyDeise September 16, 2016
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Irish send nudes day

October 16
On this day a girl must send a nude to the last boy she texts
by SHOCKERMAN6969 October 16, 2020
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Irish lollipop

The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole
My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.
by Fire extinguisher 38 April 1, 2024
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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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