muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body
austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out
by flavor ice July 25, 2010
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top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)


"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"
by Shae Baby July 12, 2008
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weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities
This world is wild at heart and weird on top.
by linlinlinlin November 02, 2007
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Five Top

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces
Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
by regretsword December 17, 2020
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Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
by Haybale June 16, 2017
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scene top

1. a Motorola HipTop 2. Mobile telecommunications device primarily for geeks that are addicted to MSN and Facebook
You gonna thumb me on your scene top?
by WJ1986 September 05, 2008
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Flower Top

The girl is standing with her legs spread and she smashes the guys face into her vagina in an aggressive manner.
by Scottie 2 hootie November 11, 2015
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