taking a night class

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

Red Wine Night

That one night at Thunderdome when a cute guy drinks red wine for most of the day and drunkenly sticks his tongue in your mouth for the first time and doesn't recall a thing the next day.

"Oh, that doesn't count as a first kiss, it was Red Wine Night."

by OOHOO December 12, 2014

prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.

The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

Christmas Eve Night

The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.

This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.

Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"

by Sippy December 23, 2019

The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.

Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.

by Norplu February 28, 2021

late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.

"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"

by GetAfterIt December 26, 2015

Late Night Squad

Slang for fat pedophile.

Late Night Squad banned me for a pedo meme.

by BladeForce January 26, 2021