knock on cock

An expression used in the place of knock on wood. Used to express something that will or will not happen. Usually followed with a light tap of the ballsack.

"I can't believe it's been sunny all week!"
"Knock on cock man."

"Good point."

by toshmartin8 April 24, 2017

Cayenne Cock

Cayenne Cock occurs when a beautiful woman feasts on extremely spicy foods containing hot cayenne peppers. Later in the evening, as she sits on the toilet, she experiences a terrible burning sensation around her anal region. At this moment her horny kinky male lover approaches her, turns her around, and slips his hard cock into her asshole. At first, everything seems fine but soon enough the nerves in the tip of his cock (the glans) are flaming hot resulting from the residual cayenne contained within the woman's ass. The man continues to love her with all his heart, but he proceeds with caution when it comes to anal sex for fear of suffering the pain of Cayenne Cock again.

My gal ate 3 giant bowls of Sri Lankan Curry at lunch and gave me a severe case of Cayenne Cock when we had anal sex that same night.

by smallcock_terb June 15, 2018

Lukes cock

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)

Lukes cock is smaller than your nan.

by police force 69 July 11, 2018

Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.

Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.

by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022

jelly cock

When you are soft but still cumming

I was jacking off last night when I jelly cocked

by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017

Cock giggles

The sound a penis makes if it is abused to much in a single sitting.

After watching my little pony, and masturbating furiously he had cock giggles.

by Mr. Mundee January 25, 2022

cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.

Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!

by sixxon December 30, 2008