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The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
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Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text
by pp cc uu October 2, 2021
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Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.
He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.
by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021
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Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022
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hearts their own text

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022
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Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.
I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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