Pashka syndrome

A medical condition named after a tall Russian man with chest tattoos. The medical condition in which chronic lower back problems occur do to having and extremely heavy and overgrown meat stick.

My wiener is so big. I hope I don’t get Pashka syndrome

by Itwasntrobstaaa July 8, 2019

Riptide Syndrome

When one spends a lot of time trying to reach a goal (especially being on a "top 5"etc scoreboard in an MMO), only to be swiftly knocked off the aforesaid scoreboard.

This comes from the XV104 Riptide, which was , wen it was releases, the largest model in the warhammer 40k universe, only to be deprived of this glory less than a month later by a newer model.

bob:Phew... finally, I got onto the top 10 richest players list on this MMO
steve: really? show me.
bob: argh wtf some twat has overtaken me!
steve:Riptide Syndrome lol.

by Nimja July 13, 2013

vsco syndrome

VSCO syndrome is where one has many “VSCO girl” sighs,like
Multiple scrunchies

KANKEN backpack

Shell necklace

Lots and lots of bracelets

And and aesthetic “vibe”

Oh my goodness beca, I think you have VSCO syndrome

by Queen pancake August 12, 2019

Whitty syndrome

When a modded character in Friday night funkin gets really angry and upset for losing.

Person 1: Sarvente is a really cool character
Person 2: Yeah, too bad she has whitty syndrome.

by Laughing downstairs May 4, 2021

Graveyard Syndrome

A mental disorder commonly found in "graveyarders", symptoms include:
Sitting in the middle or outside of a circle of people
Talking over someone and cutting them out mid sentence, just to talk about something pointless
Cheating on you Girlfriend/Boyfriend with their best friend
etc

Ben: so yeah, i heard in the newspaper today tha-

Scott: OH YEAH, did you hear about tha-

everyone: SCOTT SHUT UP WITH THE GRAVEYARD SYNDROME, AND STOP SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE

by Hippiemo June 18, 2009

BS Syndrome

A term to describe someone who lies when that someone knows perfectly well that lie is total bullshit and everyone can tell.

Jacob: "Oh dude, I was once bitten by a shark! But the scars have completely gone..."

Cindy: "Yeah sure!"

Alice: "What's up with the new guy?"

Cindy: "I'm guessing he has BS Syndrome"

by ptony June 28, 2011

Earlyitis syndrome

When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.

Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....

Example Earlyitis Syndrome:

Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am

Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.

Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.

Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?

Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?

Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...

Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!

by TylerDurdencfc November 9, 2011