A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
by jett777 July 03, 2017
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cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe
last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch
by SGTCorbis December 05, 2020
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Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 16, 2022
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Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 03, 2024
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The Tyrer Vesser Surprise

The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
I can't believe my ass doesn't hurt after After doing the Tyrer Vesser Surprise.
by Apples14567 November 12, 2016
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tornado surprise

tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement
Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane
by gabbyz January 19, 2014
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popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!
by RipYaANewOne January 25, 2018
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