ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

ham

yummy and fucking dlichis

ham not pork or beef

by 60000 kids are in my basement January 8, 2021

Ham wallet

Vagina

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet

by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

ham

A person who is easily manipulated, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and bends over easily. A push-over, a sucƙer.

-Jonathan is such a ham! When they whipped out a YUGE cucumber, he immediately surrendered his ɓutthole and said: "I would love to pickle that for you."

-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!

by Twaddleneck McTwatflaps November 3, 2025

Ma’am ham

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024