Sunday killer

Any person who speaks of school or work on a Sunday, killing the weekend buzz and causing another person to realize tomorrow is Monday.

"Ah! We have school tomorrow!"
-"Wow... Sunday killer, thanks for reminding me."

by solarpowerxx August 25, 2009

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

surf 'n jerk

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

by Murry D. December 12, 2008

Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.

This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.

by ae7 August 5, 2010

Suicide Fap

It's a masturbation challenge, it's done in the house of your parents. When you're masturbating, you have to scream out loud for your parents to come in, and you have to "finish" before they arrive.

"Dude, Henry beat the suicide fap!"

"Wow, that dude must have good hands!"

by Raleigh Antrobus January 17, 2013

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by Definitely Not A Robot September 27, 2019

FORTNITE SUCKS

SHITTY ASS GAME

FUCK FORTNITE SUCKS

by Ken Kanekineki November 6, 2018