Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

ubi stick

A baseball bat used for bearing people up.

I will get to you with my ubi stick! You won’t survive once I’ve finished with whooping yo ass!

by Mesafromgoodlongtime May 23, 2023

Silence stick

Aka Slim jims known to be the prey of the king of the jungle the great bill Dotereive

bill hunted down the silence stick.

by Hank gribble January 9, 2021

scoot stick

Something to move the mound when your port-o-potty is too full.

I think somebody is trying to hand me the wrong end of the scoot stick.

by arch delux April 4, 2011

smack stick

someone who is so stupid, they have the brain power of a stick

Dale is a total smack stick, he can't think his way out of a shoe box.....

by Pagoda King July 21, 2017

desert stick

A chapped d**k

Put Lotion on your desert stick.

by Anonomiss December 20, 2013

Sausage Stick

A penis

I wonder if chase has a big sausage stick.

by iloveyoudylan October 17, 2009