crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

by The Maze June 25, 2008

Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

rusty nail

To pee into a bitches butt during anal sex.

My boy Roofus hooked up Shaniqua with a rusty nail last night, cleaned her right out.

by Action On Time September 17, 2007

RustyShackoferd

The first n00b to hit SWGB Heaven. Probably one of the worst.

RustyShackoFerd is back, and spamming more than ever! GET THE RIFLES!

by Davide Sylvester November 5, 2004

Rusty Butthole

A drink consisting of:

1 part jagermeister
3 parts apple cider

Mix vigorously, drink vigorously

Guy 1: Hey would you like a rusty butthole?
Guy 2: Oh boy I sure would!
*anal sex*
Guy 1: Cool, I'm gonna go make a Rusty Butthole, you want one?
Guy 2: Yeah, thanks bro.

by Bonegina November 8, 2009

Rusty footjob

The act in which a female steps on broken glass and gives another male a footjob (stimulation of the penis by using the feet).

I was bleeding all night after she gave me that rusty footjob.

by Doctor Mannix! September 5, 2009

Rusty Piss Clam

when you soak a barrell of live clams in piss overnight, turn them in your partners ass 360 degress and boil them for 15-20 minutes until they are tender .... if they float to the top of the water its now a rusty piss clam floater ......... which is where you bob for the clams in the before mentioned barrel which is now fully fermented

Gary and Andy collected piss clams on the beach then brought them back to the house for a old fashion rusty piss clam bake ....... then they collected the piss clam floaters and bobbed for piss clams

by WikidThoughtz December 8, 2009