Rose

A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.

But the sex is incredible.

"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."

"The cat shit in the rose bush again."

by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024

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Rose🌹

Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Rose is a person who is daring, fun-loving, and extremely active. If you get her out of her shell, she will be the best friend you could ever have. She will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. She is as unique as each perfect, individual flower in which her name has its origin from: the rose. She is a girl that makes you think that no other girl can compare. Her love of all living animals, such as dogs and puppys, is just another reason to like her. Just an A1 gal.

That girl Rose🌹 is just an A1 gal.

rose flower perfect beautiful

by dogloverP July 16, 2016

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