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Red October

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka (preferably mid- to low-grade), Mountain Dew Code Red, and lots of ice. It's name is coined from the Russian submarine (vodka), the drink's coloration (red), and the icy waters of the North Atlantic through which the fictional sub fled (ice). The best thing about this drink is that no matter how strong you make it, it is nearly impossible to taste the vodka, which leads to another parallel: the difficulty in detecting the vodka in the drink matches the difficulty of detecting the sub on radar.

Imbibers of this drink are commonly known to refresh the vodka contents repeatedly without adding more mixer, leading to a continual increase in the beverage's potency (and drinker's inebriation). The caffiene content of the Mountain Dew also creates a red-bull like energy burst which can propell even the most blacked-out soul through hours of forgotten misdeeds.
I don't exactly remember anything that happened last night. We were drinking Red Octobers.

I've been drinking this same Red October for an hour, but I've gone through half of 5th of Smirnoff!
by Morgan Martin January 9, 2009
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red sox

a team who has only won 1 world series in the last 86 years, a team who has won 6 world series total, a team who puts out the biggest baby in left field, a team who got swept in 2006 in a 5 game series by the YANKEES, a team who failed to make the playoffs in 2006, a team that finished 11 games behind the YANKEES, a team that struggled to finish in second place

Who sucks now?
The Red Sox are a team from Boston with fans claiming dominance of the baseball world after winning one World Series.

The Red Sox have only one 6 WS's in their entire history; compared to the Yankees, they suck.
by ottowa October 25, 2006
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Red Tide

Red tide is a communist plot that produces potent neurotoxins in the Gulf of Mexico area. Irritations of the eyes, nose, throat, tingling lips and tongue are common symptoms that often occur during red tides, along with massive fish and marine life death.
"Stay indoors! Those damn Ruskies hit us with the Red Tide again."
by Jeanine May 13, 2005
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Red Sox

A team that believes that winning one World Championship in 86 years validates the idea that they are better than a team that has won 26 titles over that same period of time.
Congratulations Red Sox, you now have half the amount of World Series Titles as the Florida Marlins over the last 86 seasons.
by Randy Johnson January 25, 2005
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red door

Reddoor > Wc
by LAWRENCE LIU July 18, 2003
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Red Neck

A person decended from a high lineage from the Conferderate Era and is a very noble person. He belives in all things With an Engine and bullets.
Jack is a Red Neck and uses a 12-gague
by Maulinator9 April 8, 2004
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Red Lobster

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.
by Liz86 November 2, 2010
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