mouse potato

A mouse whos mother slept with a patato

Mums a mouse dads a potato baby = mouse potato

by Suckmypotato September 29, 2008

Potato Queen

A potato queen usually refers to a gay asian male who is exclusively attracted to caucasian males. He generally is not attracted to any other race except white. A potato queen general plays the more passive role in a relationship. In a negative light, potato queens are seen as perpetuating the exotic asian sterotype or seen as a self hating asian who does like the physical features of his own race. A potato queen can also be seen as reducing the masculinity of asian males as they are seen more submissive than their caucasian counterparts. In a positive light, potato queens are seen as assimilating into the dominant society. They are generally more westernized in fashion, personality and taste than their sticky rice counterparts.

I only like white guys because I am a potato queen.

by Stan123 April 18, 2006

potato

a person who is being random!

Dude you're bein such a potato.
or
that was a bit of a potato

by Kavaror December 28, 2005

potato

a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.

employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."

shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."

employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."

shopowner: "That damn potato."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

potator

A general-use, meaningless insult used by a kid who is a colossal tool and obsessed with hentai. Though he claims it means something, I am pretty certain it doesn't outside of some hentai movie or Irondequoit High School.

Stefan: Oh, I got a date.

Me: With who? Sailor Moon?

Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!

Me: What the fuck does that mean?

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Potato Water

The seminal fluids from a man's ejaculation. The smell is similar to that of a freshly cut russett potato.

"Dang I didn't know that soulja boy song was all about shooting potato water on a hoe!!"

"She came to softball practice smelling like potato water"

"I shot all my potato water that night but she still wanted more! This chick had a white liver for sure!"

by JaXson Aces December 23, 2007

Potato Surfing

When two girls, (lesbians) "Double End" a potato, meaning each party takes one end of the same potato and pleasure themselves by humping each other.

"Jenna and I went potato surfing while Brad and Joey watched, it was the most wonderful experience of my life!"

"I watched a couple of girls Potato Surf in my basement, it was great."

by Creepy Literacy August 12, 2009