1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
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Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
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I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
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"Put on your big kid/girl/boy pants" means that the person who is being referred to is being immature and childish and won't man up.
"Put on your big kid/girl/boy pants" means that the person who is being referred to is being immature and childish and won't man up.
"Matt challenged Jim to a fight for insulting his mother."
"I heard he wasn't going to show."
"Really? Jim needs to put on his big kid pants and take responsibility for his stupid actions."
"I heard he wasn't going to show."
"Really? Jim needs to put on his big kid pants and take responsibility for his stupid actions."
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"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
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