Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'onealpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.
the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch
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here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha