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One size fits most 

To perform well during sexual intercourse; to satisfy a woman
You know that girl I partied with last night? One size fits most.

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad 

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80
TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

One Nightmare Stand 

Caught in the act of sex especially by the lover eg. wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or partner.
my secret affair ended up in a one nightmare stand.
One Nightmare Stand by weMasconi November 26, 2010

one eyed walrus 

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha

one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis
All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.
one-eyed ambassador by e2mwpg August 2, 2012