According to WHO

1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb

According to WHO, 1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb

by Omsimbarabida June 20, 2022

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Martian who’s about to Discover Fire

It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire

by ryangarrett March 12, 2021

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A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 04, 2021

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Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.

Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"

by slychef2000 February 28, 2010

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Let me introduce you to the belt..

Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."

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Catchphrase of well-known UK rapper 'Morrisson'

This line can be heard in 'Shots Remix' and 'Buckingham Palace'

Morrisson: "Look who just stepped in MORRISSON!"

Alternatively:

Morrisson: "Look who just came in MORRISSON!"

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One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.

To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…

by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024

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