Friday Night Dinner

Literal Top Tier British tv

It follows a Jewish family who meet for Friday night dinner with their clinically insane dad and mum who just needs a break
Also their mental neighbour Jim, who enjoys being petrified of his dog, and saying shalom
Johnny: Did you see Friday night dinner last night?
Adam: ofc i did, Martin is a national treasure
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One Night Bender

A night that combines the crazy commitment free sex of a one night stand with the drinking/drug spree of a bender. A night where all caution and morals are thrown to the wind.
"Hey Luke, did you hear what Angela did last night?"
"Naw man, what?"
"She seduced Erica's boyfriend, got wasted, had an all female threeway, and then walked home topless at 4 in the morning smoking a joint."
"That is the most epic one night bender story I've ever heard!!!!!"
by AandL January 29, 2014
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one night lamp

When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.
"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.
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The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.
Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.
by Norplu February 28, 2021
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late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.
"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"
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Good Night Motherfucker

A strong alcoholic drink, which puts you to bed.
It’s almost time for bed, make me a Good Night Motherfucker.
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Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
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