max

from Maximilian. The most gay people named max. Latino for small penis. The name max is very often in Germany

Max is the gay people

by tim.urbangerman.lolo January 5, 2017

Max

Max is a cool guy. He's funny, intelligent, cute and always in style.
Max always listens to you but isn't that confident - so comfort him!
He'd be a great person to love

Uh, so much is happening at the moment! I definitely have to talk to Max.

by Lilibuuh January 6, 2017

Max Stilp

Max's of the Stilp variety usually are distiguished by there huge, pubey heads

Oi Max Stilp ya big pubey mess!!

by wheeeyyyyyyy January 18, 2017

Max Emrich

a person who asks every female he knows for a friendship with benefits

"Damn bro you're such a Max Emrich"

by daddyxxx February 7, 2017

Max A Sleeve

Eating an entire sleeve of Girl Scout Cookies in one sitting

"Dude, I'm addicted to Thin Mints, I'm about to go max a sleeve

by Howard Day August 3, 2012

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max Schemansky

nice, cute, good kisser, a lil bit mean, but mostly attractive<3

Max Schemansky is a really cute and loving person<3

by Ilovehimtoomuch</3 October 23, 2011