Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates

Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"

by andiooooooooop November 8, 2019

nina marie lee

nina is the prettiest person in the world and she is currently dating jerret who is the hottest guy in the world wit a giant dick but nina is so gorgeous she makes everyone around her jealous and she is so amazing in every way she has done bad things in the past but jerret will always love her and she is amazing in every way in the world

nina marie lee is the hottest person alive and she has a 67 inch dick and is better lookin then maddison beer

by big daddy/69 harder choke me April 20, 2020

Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.

Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!

by Mountieflife June 11, 2022

kacy marie tubbs

1. an influencer, specializing in snapchat, although she posts content on instagram. one of the smartest, coolest, most epic coyotes. she is most well known for her obsession with harry styles, taylor swift, and other bisexual behavior. she is a hopeless romantic, with a great sense of humor and the feminism that makes that statement *not* a red flag. A voracious reader, kacy enjoys consuming media of all sorts. kacy marie tubbs is a great friend and a sensitive soul for all to enjoy.

person 1: woah, that taylor swift-loving girl with brown wavy hair used to have pink hair.

person 2: for real? she is also drinking a frappe from starbucks! must be a total girls' girl.
person 3: talk about a real kacy marie tubbs

by instainfluence August 31, 2022

emma marie hendrickson

Emma Marie Hendrickson is an amazing friend and is silly and wild and if fun to be around and she will do what she can to make u laugh like make weird noises and such and anybody is lucky to have an Emma Marie Hendrickson she also will tell u she's ugly and fat but in reality she is skinnier than a stick and is a beautiful person so make sure u always remind her of that

Person 1: omg Emma Marie Hendrickson is soo skinny
Person 2: omg I know ow right

by Person108472819395 October 7, 2018

Mary Erins Neighbor

The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog

god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny

by Mary Erins Neighbor November 30, 2020

Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?

Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate

by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021