Quality Male

The sort of male you won't find in a local bar in, say, Michigan.

When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.

by daveid42 July 28, 2012

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Male attention

A female singer doesn't need the attention of any one male in particular, but without the attention of any males, wouldn't her sex cease to be superior to males? She would really become one of the guys, one of the rest of the guys, an equal, a nobody, a loser, and any other insult you can think of for a guy that doesn't spend his entire life trying to prove he is something other than that to a female. The queen would no longer be the most powerful piece on the chess board, because their would be no more game, no more board. She could seek the attention of females, but she would no longer know having the support of mixed company, the police and court systems, and society at her disposal, and female suicide rates might even catch up to their male peers for the first time in history, since the two sexes would be equal. Living something closer to the reality males live, crimes committed by females might get more violent, and they might have to spend as much time in jail per crime as males for the first time in history if that hapoened, since the two sexes would be equal. All attention from any male would be unwanted, and there would be no guys left to play, so females would have to form their front line, and males would have to form theirs. There would be no guys left to play against each other as good people and bad people, they would all be the enemy based on their sex.

Her money and power didn't depend on the attention of any one male, but if all males ignored her, would she still keep trying to beat them on their own turf or would she straighten herself out a little bit? Perhaps the world will know one day, but until then, that's the way it is. Guys haven't been too good at resisting giving away their male attention freely, perhaps females would get as angry as guys are used to being all the time if they did.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

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Ligma male

A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.

"I'm a ligma male"

"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."

"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024

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KACI (Male Version)

Kaci is an intelligent, smart, clever and hilarious, human being to walk on this earth anyone to have KACI as their partner are very lucky, as he is great in bed, and babies will be popping out like flies with him, he is most likely a comedian/actor as everyone finds him very funny although some are very jealous and decide to call him names but he gets through it in the end and brings up a beautiful family he is also a very wealthy person and owns a lot of properties and is a Manger is some form of department KACI is very creative and loves designinghe is a great role model he is also know to be a ladies man and loves to flirt when necessary. KACI gets dougbted a lot by most people but those people actually wish they were KACI a lot of people mistake KACI as gay as his name is a unisex name (both genders) and a name has a lot to do with who you are and KACI is a brilliant Male who should always love and care for you !

KACI (Male Version)

is defined as a very funny Male !

by James Peter May 21, 2018

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Alpha Male

a group of males who spend all their time watching andrew tates podcast and watching ishowspeed, jerking off and commenting about how their the man and go putting down females for absolutely no reason (they don't have a life that's the reason) because they have testosterone also go around saying the most cringiest things ever e.g lookmaxxing MOG.

alison: i think wearing makeup is a nice thing

Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed

alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male

by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

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