make your own dinner

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)

how to make someone happy - go do it!

by secret4you October 31, 2021

Prepare For Trouble, Make it double

Another way to ask someone to change the channel.

Yo bro, Prepare for Trouble, Make It Double during the commercial breaks or give the remote to someone who will

by jsorcan August 10, 2019

make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.

by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

Makes my asshole sick

The last thing you say before completely removing someone from your life; the ultimate annoyance

She really makes my asshole sick the way she's acting right now.

by imannoyedAF March 12, 2022

i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019

I'd make a baby with her

When a girl is so hot that you have a strong urge to make a baby with her before you even know what her name is.

(In the gym)
Bro 1: Dude, you see that chick in the yoga pants over there squatting?

Bro 2: Noticed her awhile ago man, I'd make a baby with her.

by Mike Litoris IV May 3, 2014