Same Old Madness

In the morning, reading the paper
Read the front page to the back page
Welcome to the nuclear age
No more time for vicious outrage

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

Riots in London, riots in Ireland
Riots in Tokyo, riots in Thailand
Riots right here in our homeland
Reagan sits behind while sneering
Soviets are domineering
Third world states need engineering
No more time for loving and caring

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

In the evening, reading the paper
Read the front page through the back page
Welcome to the modern age
It's the very latest craze

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

by Death Menace March 21, 2023

Mad Max vacation

When you take an ad hoc vacation and don't want to make it a staycation but still don't have money or will to do a proper long trip. Distinguishing difference to a regular road trip is that you

1) Go alone
2) Only take your dog with you
3) Drive a muscle car (primer black preferred)
4) Next waypoint is mostly a gas station or an accommodation

Basically just like the guy in the Mad Max movies.

- Dude, my boss made me to take some time off, but I don't want to just stay at home drinking beer.
- Take a mad max vacation
- You mean take Fluffy with me to Grand Canyon on my Falcon XB??
- Yeah!

by k151810 August 7, 2010

mad clown disease

An affliction which causes a speech-related abnormality only when saying the word "unfortunately." Whereas a normal person would say "un-for-chun-it-lee," a person in the later stages of mad clown disease will say "un-for-toon-ut-lee," much like a homosexual penguin. It's passed from person to person (or penguin) through Paris Hilton. Mad clown disease was first discovered by Dr. Al K. Seltzer in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa. You know, "South" Africa? Vast strides have been made in the fight against mad clown disease. As of yet, no cure is forthcoming, and the disease is viciously contagious. Currently, the method we are using to study the disease is spending time in the Paris Hilton (not the hotel). What? It's research!

Oh no, another outbreak of mad clown disease! Euthanize all penguins and Hilton sisters! Stay away from their orifices!

by Guoderaj March 18, 2008

doo doo madness

A complex fear and facination of doo doo.

Reagan went into doo doo madness when he saw Johnny's doo doo maker...it was lovely.

by wbradleyd May 18, 2006

a-mad-me

1. a nickname for a female named "amelia" or someone who is just all around great
usually a great friend and dancer.
2. a dance move that is crazy sick.

1. "Did you see Carol help that old man cross the street?"
"YES! She is such and A-mad-me."
2. "Did you just land and a-mad-me?"

by cool chica March 17, 2008

mad fan

MAD Feet, Ass and Nuts. To smell extremly wrong, a most disgusting stench.

Damn, smellin' the mad fan in here nigga, open a window

by alex April 28, 2003

Mad Dog

When a man cum in a womans mouth and she lets it dribble out. Thay look like a rabbid dog hence the term mad dod

Ernie shot a load in Sarah's mouth and she gagged. Wow I guess he mad dogged her

by T.Real October 20, 2008