boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!
by ur mum like dick November 1, 2021

by hope is gross September 4, 2020

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.
Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.
All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.
All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2022

July ist sehr liebevoll und diese gibt sie auch weiter. Diesen Menschen kann man nur lieben. Sie hat einen sehr tollen Charakter. Wenn sie erstmal einen Partner gefunden hat, kann sie sehr eifersüchtig sein.
July ist einfach nur toll!
July ist einfach nur toll!
by TOBWI November 23, 2021

Him: Hey its July 14th, National send a titty pic to your loved one day!
Her: “Sends Titty Pic”
Him: Its also my birthday 😏
Her: Ill make sure to get you a present you wont forget 🤭
Her: “Sends Titty Pic”
Him: Its also my birthday 😏
Her: Ill make sure to get you a present you wont forget 🤭
by Bannanaslurpee June 26, 2022

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?
Rip shoplifting detector 07/16
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?
Rip shoplifting detector 07/16
by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

If your name is Julie you are probably one of the most sweetest people in the world! Now you definitely had a bit of a firey side ,but you are very loyal!
by NAMETELLER(GIVE ME NAMES) January 18, 2022
