got a little captain in you

Most referred to as the position a guy takes while putting his penis in between a girls breasts as she lays down. Most commonly an inside joke amongst couples.
by Godderpiss October 17, 2013
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i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.
Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"
by termlol September 02, 2023
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got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"
Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.
by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 09, 2014
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"You got me looking for attentioooon, you got me looking for attention"
A song lyric, coming from one of the popular songs "Attention" by New Jeans.
The line was sang by Kang Haerin, mostly known as just Haerin.
Person 1: "You got me looking for attention"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No, it's a song by NewJeans, why would I ever think that?"
"Oh."
by kakalats May 08, 2023
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That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.
by The Bob Cash May 13, 2011
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An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”
“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”
by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022
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You Just Got Ian Caponed!

A really famous quote used since March 2021 to Capone people, and now has over 1,200,000 Views
You Just Got Ian Caponed!
Bro, not again 😔
by IanTehGansta69 March 21, 2022
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