When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.
Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011
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Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.
Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.
1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.
2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!
2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!
by allkindsofsickaye March 21, 2009
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that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.
i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.
i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.
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“Dude, I just did a ghost order”
Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!
Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!
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"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
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