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Nubby Fingers

Oh my god, look at your nubby fingers, just like Ally Boulton
by AASDAFBGJFcgre12341 January 21, 2018
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finger of the Lorm

When a cuckboy almost gets laid but ends up only fingering.
F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."
by Leendert January 24, 2018
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Gold Fingering

The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.
Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.
by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017
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cherry fingers

When your fingering a girl and you pull your finger out and it's covered with blood
I fingered my girlfriend when she was on her period and I got cherry fingers
by BIGFATJUICYMEMEMAKER January 21, 2017
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Gamer Finger

When your index or any finger on your hand begins to get cold and numb. This is commonly seen from excessive gaming or gaming in general.
Oh no, I've got mad gamer finger from playing solos on Fortnite
by thewhitesedan_69 December 6, 2020
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Pikachu Finger

Pushing your partners to the ground and shoving your finger in there anus
I gave my wife a great shock when i gave her the pikachu finger
by Bobby the pikachu finger December 23, 2020
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Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021
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