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Get the Nubby Fingers mug.F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."
by Leendert January 24, 2018
Get the finger of the Lorm mug.The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.
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Get the Gold Fingering mug.by BIGFATJUICYMEMEMAKER January 21, 2017
Get the cherry fingers mug.When your index or any finger on your hand begins to get cold and numb. This is commonly seen from excessive gaming or gaming in general.
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Get the Pikachu Finger mug.Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021
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