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my friends 

my friends are dumbass white people.
my friends by Tori !! June 28, 2023

Offline friends 

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

alabama friends 

Friends that have seen each other naked
John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close
alabama friends by CB2K September 15, 2023

Penis friends 

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.
Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill
Penis friends by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023

Best friends 

A best friend is an individual who holds a special place in one's life, as they provide unwavering support, love, and companionship. Best friends are considered closer than regular friends and can be relied upon during times of joy, sorrow, and everything in between. They are trusted confidants, always ready to lend an ear and offer guidance or advice when needed. Best friends are chosen family members, and their presence adds immense value to one's life. In my case, my best friends include individuals such as Alana, Haylee, Mariah, London J, London P, Londyn G, Mladen, Niya, Gaby, and Guadelupe. These individuals are not just friends, but they are my "girls" – the ones who share an unbreakable bond, endless memories, and an unparalleled level of understanding and support. They truly make my life complete.
“A best friend is an individual who holds a special place in one's life, as they provide unwavering support, love, and companionship. Best friends are considered closer than regular friends and can be relied upon during times of joy, sorrow, and everything in between. They are trusted confidants, always ready to lend an ear and offer guidance or advice when needed. Best friends are chosen family members, and their presence adds immense value to one's life. In my case, my best friends include individuals such as Alana, Haylee, Mariah, London J, London P, Londyn G, Mladen, Niya, Gaby, and Guadelupe. These individuals are not just friends, but they are my "girls" – the ones who share an unbreakable bond, endless memories, and an unparalleled level of understanding and support. They truly make my life complete.“
Best friends by Lanana banana 💞 November 20, 2023

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship 

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship