cock savant

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.

She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!

by ThaLumberjack November 7, 2014

Kahlua cock

When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.

"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."

by Fish126 April 12, 2009

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020

jelly cock

When you are soft but still cumming

I was jacking off last night when I jelly cocked

by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017

knock on cock

An expression used in the place of knock on wood. Used to express something that will or will not happen. Usually followed with a light tap of the ballsack.

"I can't believe it's been sunny all week!"
"Knock on cock man."

"Good point."

by toshmartin8 April 24, 2017

Cayenne Cock

Cayenne Cock occurs when a beautiful woman feasts on extremely spicy foods containing hot cayenne peppers. Later in the evening, as she sits on the toilet, she experiences a terrible burning sensation around her anal region. At this moment her horny kinky male lover approaches her, turns her around, and slips his hard cock into her asshole. At first, everything seems fine but soon enough the nerves in the tip of his cock (the glans) are flaming hot resulting from the residual cayenne contained within the woman's ass. The man continues to love her with all his heart, but he proceeds with caution when it comes to anal sex for fear of suffering the pain of Cayenne Cock again.

My gal ate 3 giant bowls of Sri Lankan Curry at lunch and gave me a severe case of Cayenne Cock when we had anal sex that same night.

by smallcock_terb June 15, 2018

Lukes cock

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)

Lukes cock is smaller than your nan.

by police force 69 July 11, 2018