getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane

Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!

by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023

Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Candy Cane Challenge

The dare, challenge, or game in which to see if a woman can hang two normal sized candy canes on her erect nipples.

I dared Yvonne to take off her bra and do the Candy Cane Challenge with two of the candy canes hanging on the tree.

by MakeUSABlue December 13, 2023

atm candy

An escort.

Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.

by anonymous December 17, 2023

candy

Since League of Legends extended their ban word list, players had to come up with new insults.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.

Aatorx is a candy champ
(all) get candy (irl) (ingame), shaco

by ratrakone December 4, 2022

My candy love

Best otome game that anyone knows this game

Fuck Episode Game, Let's play My candy love

by Bak Hyemi December 7, 2022

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022