Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest

You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.

by eviljew85 June 21, 2018

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.

"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"

by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.

WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019

Canadians

Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns. Really nice, like hockey.

John:liberals should become Canadians.
Sean:Why?
John: Because they're Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns.

by Anti-Virgin April 26, 2019