GARLIC BREAD

GARLIC BREAD IS THE BOMBBBBB
YOU AIN'T GON' BE MESSIN' WITH GARLIC BREAD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR GARLIC BREAD GODDD
BEST THING TO EVER BE MADE

JOEY: HEY, GOT ANY BREAD
FRED: YEAH, GARLIC BREAD

GARLIC BREAD by GARLIC BREADER 4LIFER April 16, 2023

corn bread 

Cornbread is a slang typically used by people with a weird sexual attraction to people who make cornbread.

Person 1: Wow, this person is so hot, and I'm so attracted to the way she makes her corn bread.
Person 2: yes, I agree, she is such a cornbread.
Person 1: Brofist?
Person 2: Brofist.

corn bread by B-o-b-b-i May 5, 2023

pita bread 

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

pita bread by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

Shrimp Bread by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Teleported Bread 

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

Teleported Bread by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

Monkey Bread 

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

Monkey Bread by WetKat October 5, 2023

garlic bread

mmmmmjjjj, garc bread..

nigga 1: yo what you eatin foo?
big black hungry nigga: garlic bread

garlic bread by alf6969 October 24, 2023