by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt
occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt
occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)
by fcb^ May 11, 2016

"hey brandon you fat fuck"
by hunkem June 25, 2023
