Brandon eyink

Not going to college

You know that Brandon eyink kid

O that kid he’s not going to college

by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021

Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh

"wow brandon is retarded"

by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)

Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class

by fcb^ May 11, 2016

Brandon

a fat fucking retard that smells like cheeseburgers

"hey brandon you fat fuck"

by hunkem June 25, 2023