brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Brandon Aragon

PENIS HEAD HAHA

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”

by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022

Brandon Nelzi

Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi

Brandon Nelzi is a piece of shit

by Фщвбфгурабгйоубв April 6, 2023

brandon'

best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel

brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike

by daddy brandon' June 27, 2019

Brandon

The whole Squid game cast who is also gay

Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes

by Adam L Nguyen April 24, 2022

Brandon

hi im Brandon

hi im Brandon

by peachy_maiko January 1, 2022